Snake Charmer's Irony Gifts

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Photobooth Photobomb

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

The Music Critic.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Snake Charming

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

Medusa's baby picture

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

'Are they fresh?'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'