Snail Devotees Prints

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

Snail Coach

'Stress'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail crossing

Snail trap

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'