Snack Time Humor Lover Mugs

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Stupid Microwave

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'