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'My teacher uses vowels when shell spells a word. I guess she never texts.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Privacy

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Big Brother.

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.