Smoking Sophisticate Prints

'We have valet smoking, sir.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Professional woman in pub

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

Vaping cigarette

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Albert Camus

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Nature is not perfect

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

The Farmer's Return.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'