'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'
Smoking Satire Lover Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor! Our smoking satire-themed mugs bring wit and laughs to their morning coffee or tea. Perfect for fans of biting humor and clever designs.
Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.
'Chief Running Bear cautions that it will also be hazardous to your health if you DON'T smoke.'
"Damn—we just missed him."
"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"
A host of angels smoke near the gates of heaven.
"This is the only place I can smoke these days..."
No smoking section at Indian reservation.
Smoke ban.
Sign points out cigarette-buying age limit. Wrinkled man says to teenager: 'I'm underage too, but luckily I've been on 40 a day since I was 10.'
Smoking is Achilles' other weakness.
"Am I crazy, or is he smoking a beer?"
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
'That's our mission statement.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Trump pardons
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Do Not Resuscitate
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
Oligarchy
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"Away with the warmonger!"
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