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Smoking Paradox Lover T-Shirts
Celebrate their love for life's contradictions with t-shirts that blend humor and insight. Perfect for casual wear that makes a statement about life's paradoxes.
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'
"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."
'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'
The Meaning of Life
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
'Smells good. What is it?'
"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."
'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.
'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'
Identity Parade - Smoker.
"They're infantilizing us!"
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Warning.
'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'
Grenadiers
"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."
"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."
Right Against Right.
'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'
'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'
The City that Never Sleeps.
"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."
Fastest slowest animal
Smoking is Achilles' other weakness.
"So call the smoke police."
"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"
Never ask, Thor for a light.
"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"
'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'
"Am I crazy, or is he smoking a beer?"
"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"
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