Smoking Cessation Supporters Mugs

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Respirator.

I tried a nicotine patch, but I found that the smoke alarm works better.

'It's a nicotine patch.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

'Greetings! I'm the air-line goddess of hallucinatory nicotine withdrawal.'

No smoking.

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

"Aye - 'tis ye patch that ceased me to smoke."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Nicotine Gum

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Last week, stingy caf

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Packey Bar.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'