Smoking Bans Prints

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

No Smoking.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

Stop Smoking Program.

'Oi! '

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Does it come in menthol?"

'There you are - it works!'

Packey Bar.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'I need a cure for smoking, doc.'