Smoking Ban Commentator T-Shirts

Swedish Rail

'They could at least be honest about it, and admit that second-hand smoke is cheaper!'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Give up Smoking!

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

The Visitor

Obesity in America.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

The real cause of forest fires

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Cigarette?'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'I had a stroke.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."