Smoker's Defense Team Prints

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Identity Parade - Smoker.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

Bad fish.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Cigarette butts.

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

Cigarettes kill

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"

'I'm not suicidal - this is our office's designated smoking area.'

'Personally I like the taste of smokers.'

"You can't do that in here, buddy!"

Smoking as a time bomb.

passive smoker

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'