Smoke Spotter Pillows

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

One way only.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Road signs of Aging

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

One Way/Two Ways.

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

Parking? I don't think so.

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

You Are Here. This sign made possible by a grant from the CIA and the Dept. of Homeland Security.

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Car Restrictions

Danger: Falling Woks.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.