Smoke Machine Operator Mugs

Creating the old pub atmosphere...

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Professional woman in pub

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Time Clock

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

BE.. All that you can BE...

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

A cheese grader

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"We've come here to smoke."

Digger.