'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'
Smoke-free Dreamer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of a smoke-free dreamer. Bold, inspiring, and perfect for those who cherish clarity and creative vision on their walls.
"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."
Monkey-artist
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
Anywhere but here
'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'
The Nihilist Deli.
House of Beans - No Smoking.
Life-Work Balance.
Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...
Stop Smoking Program.
'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'
'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'
Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.
"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"
"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."
"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."
Break room - Smoke free, carb free.
'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'
'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'
"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"
"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"
"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."
Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.
'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'
Smoking world.
'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'
"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"
Congratulations for giving up smoking
The Very Very Boring Museum.
Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point
"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."
'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'
"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."
'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'
Smoke-free Dreamer Prints Collection
Smoke-free Dreamer Mugs
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Smoke-free Dreamer Pillows
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Smoke-free Dreamer T-Shirts
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