Smoke Evaders T-Shirts

Express your smoke-free attitude with our clever and funny t-shirts designed for smoke evaders. Comfortable and witty, they make a great statement for anyone proud of their smoke-free life.

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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.' mockup

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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House of Beans - No Smoking.

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"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum." mockup

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

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Stop Smoking Program.

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'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.' mockup

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

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"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell." mockup

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

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Break room - Smoke free, carb free. mockup

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

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"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!" mockup

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

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Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers mockup

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

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Smoking world.

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Smokers.

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I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy. mockup

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

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Congratulations for giving up smoking mockup

Congratulations for giving up smoking

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"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?" mockup

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

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He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked. mockup

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

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'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.' mockup

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

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'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.' mockup

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

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'Do the patches help?'

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'I gave up smoking.'

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'Right, where do I start?'

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'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time' mockup

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

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'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.' mockup

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

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'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.' mockup

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

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"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..." mockup

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

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"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches." mockup

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

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'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.' mockup

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

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'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?'

'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?' mockup

'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?'

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No smoking.

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'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.' mockup

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

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"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet." mockup

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

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Smoke Evaders T-Shirts Collection

Smoke Evaders Mugs

Explore more humorous and inspiring mugs designed for smoke evaders and add a splash of wit to their daily routine.

Smoke Evaders Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty messages for smoke evaders—perfect for brightening up any living space with humor and comfort.

Smoke Evaders Prints

Browse our amusing art prints for smoke evaders to bring personality and humor to your home decor and celebrate a smoke-free lifestyle.