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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Stop Smoking Program.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Congratulations for giving up smoking

Smoking world.

Smokers.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

'Right, where do I start?'

'I gave up smoking.'

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

'I told him smoking would stunt his growth.'