Smoke-break Sympathizer Mugs

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

'Cigarette?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Punch has a smoking break.

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

The real cause of forest fires

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"