Smoke Avenger Mugs

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Noise Pollution

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Chemical Waste.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer