Smoke Avenger Mugs

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Noise Pollution

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Vaping cigarette

Chemical Waste.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Drop him again, Louie.'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.