Smiling Starter Prints

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Merry Christmas"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

The First Day Back

Sabrage!

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Pints of Lager

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen