Smiley Strategist Prints

'Henderson, I can see you have a few things to learn about the corporate culture around here!'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Medical Cabinet

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Sly Fox

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Dave :)

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'