Smiley Strategist Prints

'Henderson, I can see you have a few things to learn about the corporate culture around here!'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Medical Cabinet

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Sly Fox

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Dave :)

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'