Smile Stealer Mugs

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Cat Burglar.

Obama.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"It's because she will steal your heart."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"ME!!!"

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'And it's a photo finish!'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"Numb yet?"