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Evidence that women are more intelligent than men

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

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"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."