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Evidence that women are more intelligent than men

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"