Smart Thinking Pillows

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Thinking Gears

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'The Questioner'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative fielding positions

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Think Tank

Six Thinking Hats

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."