Smart Tech Critic T-Shirts

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

How logos change over time.

"AI chat bot"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table