Smart Homes T-Shirts

My smart building realized in didn't need me anymore.

"Artificial intelligence has gone too far. The refrigerator just texted that the dishwasher is talking behind my back."

"Mom, it's simple. Back up the settings, run utilities, restore the data, and you've got toast!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"

"Thanks for buying the smart bed. One of the features is ejecting anyone who snores loud."

"I just got a text from our smart garage door. It says: Oops, my bad."

"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."

One day, Alexa had had enough.

"I have so many smart appliances talking to each other the wifi has become a party line."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"Our smart home won't let us in until we sober up."

"Unfortunately he's just not smart enough to set them up!"

"Alexa, we can't let Siri find out about us."

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."

"No wonder our Wi-Fi is having problems. We have over 180 devices in our home. I miss the simple days of a computer and a few TVs."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Jack and Jill: Updated.

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"That's my smart clock. That's my smart fan. That's my smart lamp.. ."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

"The only thing left in our house that's not wireless is my mouth."

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

"And this smart kitchen gadget coordinates and disciplines all your other smart kitchen gadgets."

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"I'm sorry, Robin & Liz are out - please call back when one, or both of us, are back."

"Hey, here's an ad for a thing where you just clap!"

"Now with this toaster, sir, you can tweet, send text messages, emails and control your central heating."

"Alexa, what is my opinion today?"

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."