Smart Home Visionary Gifts

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"You are still here."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'