Smart Home Fan Prints

"Alexa, will you be my friend?"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Honestly, if I knew how long it would be until they got home, I'd tell you.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Piracy on a boating lake

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"You are still here."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"It's a robo vacuum cleaner."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."