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"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."