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'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Flea Philosophy.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

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Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'