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'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

A Change of Scene.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Hamster IV

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Hamster.

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"The usual, please, Ken."

No ugly pets allowed.

Hamster Land

'Sometimes I just feel like I'm not getting anywhere.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

"I said I was sorry, but it was the only cone the vet had available."