Small Car Lover Pillows

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Take me to: Your leader.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Useless car accessories.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

Internal Combustion.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

Petrol.

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".