Small Car Lover Pillows

Concept cars and Concept drivers.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"Mine's camper."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Take me to: Your leader.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

Useless car accessories.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Internal Combustion.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

Supercharge bullock cart.

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Petrol.

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'