Small Business Starters Mugs

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The Rubber Ball Company

Likes: $2.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'