Small Business Champion Mugs

'We're celebrating you, Mister Small Business...so I brought you a gift!'

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

RIP Small Business in 2020

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

Burn It Down

"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

"Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people."

What can I get you? Keep it down, please. Coffee King. For the record, Coffee King is a giant, evil corporation. Your chain is a ubiquitous capitalist death star. You spread conformity, and ruthlessly crush small, independent cafes. But by golly do I love your peppermint hot chocolates! At that point, getting whipped cream on top seems guilt-free. I feel so dirty.

We were curbside before it was cool. Lemonade.

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'