Small Business Aficionado Prints

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Floss Street Vendor

The Real American Dream

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'