Small Business Advisor Prints

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

Small Business Advisor - Work Experience Scheme

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'G'morning, I'm the small business advisor.'

"Good morning Mr. Spencer - I am your Small Business Advisor..."

"Hi, I'm your small business adviser."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

'You'll get a promotion when hell freezes over.'