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Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"I slept funny!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Yawn

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

Man sleeping under the bed.

Modern Accomplisments

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."