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Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"I slept funny!"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Yawn

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

Man sleeping under the bed.

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'He's the life of the party- still life.'