Slow Learner Advocate Prints

'One of their years equals around two of our months. That's why it takes them so long to learn anything.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Vitruvian Man

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Snow Blind

Prosthetic snake.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Skiing in a wheelchair

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Billy's 1st Day of Private School

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'