Slow Jam Enthusiast Prints

'In tonight's dumbed-down concert, everything will be played very slowly.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'I couldn't afford flowers, but I got a really good deal on Kenny G.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cottage Industry

'I play heavy metal.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

The copier is making a whining noise.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

No Air Guitar

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Right place. Right time.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'On this final point we cannot negotiate...no more smooth jazz in the break room.'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Grover Washington Jr.

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

"Inspiration can come from anywhere. This next one came to me while I was shredding a roll of toilet paper."

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock