Slow Food Sampler Pillows

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Sauce for the Goose

Local food for local consumption

'Diet considerations.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Somewhere in France

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Sinking Sand

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Slow food.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'I've completed my inspection. You've got termites...I had no idea they were carnivores.'

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

Working from home.

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"