Slow Food Sampler Pillows

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Sauce for the Goose

Local food for local consumption

Somewhere in France

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Diet considerations.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Slow food restaurant

Sinking Sand

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

Tortoise and the Hare

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

'Smoked salmon and cream cheese. What's in yours?'

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Slow food.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

Working from home.

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

American 'Idle'.