Slow And Steady Achiever Pillows

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Segway Workout

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Snail Display Today

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

A tortoise

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"That will be all, Mallison. I must say I like the way you kept your mouth shut throughout our little talk."

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...