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One armed bandit takes all.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Golfing Boss

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Natural Disasters

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Homo Gamus

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Dog in casino.

Camping-Pong

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Slug roulette

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'