Slothee Gardener Prints

"The garden is my résumé."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

The Music Seed

Tree Passion

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Growing Love

Watering the garden gnome

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Paving over the window-box

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted