Sloth Symphony Conductor Pillows

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Refrigerator for the really lazy

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Sloth!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"We suck at this."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'