Slot Machine Virtuoso Pillows

Traditional piano player is infact playing a fruit machine

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

An informed voter is a good voter

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Music Freak.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Exercise Car.

Mammoth hoover