Slope Sidekick Pillows

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Ski Toilets

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"I am snowploughing!"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"No, Rex. Go home."