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"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

Eureka!

Creative department

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'