Slobbery Approval Club Prints

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'New money or old money?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

American Idle

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"I know, same here. Angsting about the Zeitgeist like there is no tomorrow."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."