Slippery Sleighs Crew Prints

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

At the baby oil factory.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

'How was your ski trip?'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Slippery underfoot

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."