Slime Fanatic Mugs

It's an experiment.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Vegetarian Birds

"I said slime."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Cupcakes!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Mummy Tourists

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The invention of the Selfie

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"How many times have I told you to replace the roll when you get to the end?"

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Snail to Slug.

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

Pyramids

Real Estate For Fleas

"You're Slime, right?"