Slime Fanatic Mugs

It's an experiment.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Vegetarian Birds

"I said slime."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Cupcakes!

Mummy Tourists

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The invention of the Selfie

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

Snail to Slug.

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

"How many times have I told you to replace the roll when you get to the end?"

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

Insect Grammar. Praying mantis. Preying mantis. Prying mantis.

Real Estate For Fleas