Slideshow Superstar Pillows

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Staycation Photos

Clown Shaving

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"Which brings us to my next point."

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'I can't talk dirty... I'm a third grade teacher.'

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"