Slide Guru Mugs

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

'Great visual support.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Pie Charts.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Super glue . . .

Staycation Photos

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"We must avoid jargon if we truly wish to empower our clients..."

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'Nice presentation, but lighten up on the self-deprecating humor.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"